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Arizonan John McCain Endorses Obama
In a surprise announcement, John D. McCain, native Arizonan, has publicly endorsed Barack Obama for President. In a statement over a game of blocks, the three year old Phoenician explained his endorsement to surprised family members when he said:
“I really really like the man’s name, but a person’s name doesn’t really matter, at least they tell me that in preschool. But me and my buddies have talked about it and don’t get a lot of things Mr. McCain and his fans are saying and doing. Like when they talk a lot about winning wars when we don’t even know who we are fighting. We keep hearing about all these people with different names we’re supposed to not like just because, but in our school, they teach us to like everyone no matter what they look like or what their name is.
Also, someone told me that John McCain doesn’t want all people to have the right to go to a good doctor. I know my mom and dad argue a lot with insurance people about money and stuff I don’t get, but it seems like the new insurance doesn’t help with lots of stuff if you’ve already been to a doctor about it. I just don’t know how a person can get better if he gets sick and can’t pay a lot of money to see a doctor. Anyway, it doesn’t seem to affect John McCain because I heard he’s been sick a lot but that he gets to go to a good doctor. Maybe it’s not the same for some people. But it sure would be unfair to one of my sisters or friends or even a stranger if they couldn’t pay to go to a doctor and had to stay sick.
Also, I keep hearing people say that Mr. Obama is not smart because he wants to talk to people that we have arguments with. But they tell us in school that if someone does something you don’t like, you should tell them how you feel about it. My mom and dad tell me all the time to talk about what is bothering me. So I don’t get how we’re supposed to fix things if we don’t talk to other people. We don’t have to be super nice to them when we talk. Anyway, I thought Mr. McCain was the straight talk express guy. How come he can’t talk straight to people he doesn’t like? Mr. Obama is not afraid to.
Also, John McCain keeps saying that my family’s taxes are going up if you vote for Mr. Obama. But my sister read me the facts off lots of different sites and it just isn’t true unless you already have lots of stuff and even then, they only want to make taxes what they were when Mr. Clinton was in charge. I hear we were in pretty good shape when he was president, so I don’t get what all the fuss is about. Anyway, the tax thing seems kinda like when we give toys and gifts to kids who don’t have many things– we have lots so we give up a few of ours to help out someone else that needs it more. That’s not so bad, we actually kinda like it.
So even though I can’t vote yet, me and my buddies are telling everyone to vote for Mr. Obama. We think he is really smart and wants to be nicer to other people and to try harder to make things better for more people, not just people that already have lots of stuff. That sounds a lot better than talk about wars and people that don’t look a certain way.”